partytimexelent:

silentlydrawn:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

^ What is this poetry on my dash???

:O

Haha so awesome. 

:)

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

Oh my dear god… ROFL I just cant….

Well damn…

Read More

square-enixconfessions:

The Chrono series is ABSOLUTELY fantastic, my mom and I replay it over and over (she always beats me to it! Doing all the quests like nothing!)

This person’s mom is so freakin’ awesome.

manwaifu:

sakka-puff:

geromytime:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

NO

That awkward moment where you really never thought there were people under there

PEOPLE

OH DEAR GOD….

coffeemustache:

fractalsleuth:

etsuukorin:

relentlessamphigories:

puellaloki:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds

this blonde bitch runs a fucking farm and SHE TAKES THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN TOWN AND MARRIES HIM AND HAS BABIES WITH HIM THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE

a new producer is hired by a brokeass, shitty company to make needy, underaged girls famous. throughout the game, he must sell his soul and dedicate his life to coaching them step by step through their lessons and auditions unless he wants them to fall flat and get the bad ending where they all cry.

a nine-year-old girl runs around in an art gallery protecting a grown man from killer paintings.

so theres this girl

and like she doesnt have a life

so she just sleeps all day

and then she dies

There’s this ginger who meets some blond bitch, and falls in love with her when he already has a totally hot friend but kinda doesn’t notice that. Then you have a dumb ass who got turned into a frog by a hot bishie demon king with a lot of family issues. Then you have a rusty ass robot from the future who has a crush on the ginger bastard’s hot friend. And then you have some mentally retarded cave slut with a jealous boyfriend who is also a blond bitch. THE END

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

gameandgraphics:

Sonic the Hedgehog japanese box art compilation (for Mega Drive/Genesis):

Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (1992)
Sonic Spinball (1993)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (1994)

Love all these games…To fucking pieces!!! 

Fucking awesome…XD

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

Why the fuck am I eating at midnight?? -__-;